There's been a
media shit-storm revolving around the question of whether or not
quarterback-who-was-awesome-a-year-and-a-half-ago Peyton Manning used
human growth hormone (HGH) five years ago to expedite his recovery
from a broken neck. In case you don't care about the details (and
this article is about why you shouldn't,) here's a recap:
A week ago, Al
Jazeera America interviewed a man who claims that he sent HGH to
Peyton Manning via his wife, Ashley. Since then, the man has
recanted his statement, but now there's information rising that the
doctor that Peyton saw at the time was dealing HGH on the side, and
now there are reports out saying that the league is now running amok with
athletes using HGH as an unfair advantage against the people that
aren't, and for the most part, only people who aren't football fans seem to give a shit.
If you didn't know any better, it would seem like Manning
isn't so much a cheater as he is the best endorsement HGH had ever
received, were it not for a bunch of sportscasters and journalists
trying to figure out if he actually used it.
Now, odds are you
fall into one of three categories. The first is that you don't
really care about football players, because you think it's childish
to investigate the daily lives of people who give each other CTE for
money. That's fair. Fuck you, but that's fair. The second is that
you don't really care about professional athletes using HGH, and
that's also fair. Save me a seat at the sports bar.
Or, you
might be in the third category- the people who are saddened and
disenfranchised by the news that one of our idols might have done
something unethical. “Steroids are wrong,” you might be
thinking. “I watch football because I'm an American- somebody who
stands by the people who want to win with honesty, integrity, and a
solid moral foundation. Peyton Manning has been a class act his
entire career- he's worked hard, he's payed his dues, and he's never
done anything sneaky to win the game of football. I hope he's
innocent.”
(For full
disclosure, I'm imagining that ever single person in the third
category is Wilford Brimley. Seriously, read every whiny think piece
about #HGHgate in his voice and you'll see what I'm talking about.)
The third person
thinks that the NFL is, besides a few bad apples who are trying to lazily cut
corners to stardom, a collection of honest people who come together
every Sunday to play the greatest game in the world, then go home to
their families, treat each other respectfully, work out a little, and
then do it again the next week. Well, Mr. Brimley, let's talk about what the
NFL currently looks like.
NFL
athletes spend just
about all of their time practicing-they
have to. To play in those
games, you're competing with tens of thousands of people who are
training to replace you. It's a race against both your own body and
everyone else, because eventually, you physically will not be able to
compete at the same level as others. So you have to practice,
and you have to rest, eating the best food you can afford, sleeping
in the best bed money can buy. Not because it's comfortable, but
because it could mean the difference between playing like a champion or
playing like you're replaceable.
And
coaches might work just as hard, if not harder. I watch coaches pick
strategies in real time, but constantly working on strategies is by
and large the job of the coach. That takes an
obscene amount of time. John Harbaugh, head coach of the Baltimore
Ravens, once let ESPN follow him around during the average game week.
Depending on the day, he spends somewhere between 7-9 hours
sleeping, eating alone, or talking to his wife or brother via
telephone. The rest of the time, he's watching game tapes of his
opponents, meeting with his team and organization, and watching more
tapes of his opponents. (Seriously, he usually devotes almost as much
time watching game tapes as he does sleeping on his office couch.)
Currently, his job is on the line, because his team is 5-10. Nobody,
especially people who own and/or run the organization he works for,
likes when their team loses.
And
the organization itself is full of people who have incredibly
different jobs- discussing player acquisitions, managing rosters and
personnel, maintaining equipment- all teams have at least one on
sight physician who delegates to several trainers, all of whom are in
charge of maintaining the health and happiness of the players. All
year, these people dedicate countless hours of work that pay off
in two hours or so every week for 17 weeks.
When
you're talking about players using HGH, it's not like they're doing
HGH instead of all of this- it's in addition to all of
this.
It
wasn't like this before. When the NFL first began, it was a bunch of
people who worked in factories getting together and playing football
on the weekends, because the NFL hadn't been invented yet, and
therefore there was nothing to do on the weekends. Before too long,
teams were spending their non-football time practicing to get better,
and an arms race began, and now we're here, finding technology to
improve the game so we can beat the other team, and
like it or not, performance enhancing substances are just
one of many attempts all athletes can use to try and get the extra
edge. No more, no less.
Here, I can prove it.
Listen
to the actual response
Peyton gave after the report by Al-Jazeera:
“...I
busted my butt to get Healthy. Put in a lot of hard work. I saw a lot
of doctors. I went to the Guyer
clinic. He had a hyperbaric chamber the Colts’ doctor thought might
help.
Don’t know if it helped...”
If
you're trying to figure out what the difference is between HGH and
the “lot of doctors” and hyperbaric chambers and the use of an on
site team physician and state of the art equipment and performance
enhancing drugs, and the only difference you can think of is that the
first and last ones I mentioned is illegal, then you and I are seeing
things the same way.
All
I'm saying is be careful with this, because like it or not, the
technology people are using to excel at sports will continue to
change and evolve. Start picking out one thing you don't like and soon you'll have to sort through every single element of player, coach,
and team preparations. Then, unlike me, you'll be too busy worrying
about whether or not the fact
that your team's
physician is more experienced is an unfair advantage worth
complaining about to sit down, shut up, drink your beer and watch
some football.
Sam lives and works in Austin, TX, and only uses PED's because everyone else is doing it. Follow him on twitter or email him at swellbo@gmail.com if you want to know where the treasure's buried.
Sam lives and works in Austin, TX, and only uses PED's because everyone else is doing it. Follow him on twitter or email him at swellbo@gmail.com if you want to know where the treasure's buried.
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